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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

anarchamarxistdrowfeminism:

only white dudes care about the constitution who gives a fuck about the founding fathers i’ll turn the declaration of independence into a joint

college application: what are some of your life goals?
me: to survive the skeleton war