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laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

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but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’


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mslydiabennet:

Guys, one of my friends on Facebook was so excited that Taco Bell was bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito that she posted a message on their Facebook wall and asked them if they had a poster that she could get and hang up in her room. And Taco Bell legit sent her a giant-ass poster. I am laughing so hard right now.

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
tumblr gays: hmu daddies
anon: id fuck you
tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

skinnyfitandsexy:

this was a terrible realization i had growing  up

skinnyfitandsexy:

this was a terrible realization i had growing  up

shortylego:

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name

This is the most serious post on this entire website